What is it about McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets that can inspire such rage?
Police inToledo, Ohio say Melodi Dushane socked a McDonald’s employee and punched out a drive-thru window… because the restaurant wasn’t serving McNuggets.
January 26, 2010 by admin
More Mcdummy
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November 15, 2009 by admin
Dumb Labels
After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle:
CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.
Hungry Jack Lite Syrup
Ingredients: Carrots
W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.
Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131
Avoid getting in eyes.
Aussie Mega Shampoo
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Some assembly required.
Unknown 500-piece puzzle
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Various Personal Computers
Be kind – rewind.
Blockbuster Rental DVD
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
Carefree Gum
Wait for Green
Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Ansell Condoms
Not Dishwasher Safe
RCA Television Remote Control
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Unknown Beach Ball
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Unknown European Camera
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November 15, 2009 by admin
Dumb Billboard
- WOW
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August 14, 2009 by admin
Dumbest Lawsuit
Sleeping Student Sues Teacher for Waking Him Up
In Danbury, Connecticut, 15-year-old Vinicios Robacher sued his teacher for slamming her palm on his desk to wake him up during class — an action that he claimed caused him ear damage.
Wakey Wakey hands off snakey
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August 14, 2009 by admin
DUMBEST THING EVER SOLD ON EBAY
Someone try to sell Belgium on eBay
“For Sale: Belgium, a Kingdom in three parts … free premium: the king and his court (costs not included).” The odd ad was posted by one disgruntled Belgian in protest at his country’s political crisis. “I wanted to attract attention,” said Gerrit Six, the teacher and former journalist who posted the ad. “You almost have to throw a rock through a window to get attention for Belgium.” Six placed the advertisement that offering free delivery, but pointing out that the country was coming secondhand and that potential buyers would have to take on over $300 billion in national debt.
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July 7, 2009 by admin
dumb person of the day(peta)
PETA is finally going after President Barack Obama for delivering capital punishment to a housefly on the White House grounds yesterday — a death that was caught on tape.
When asked for comment, here’s the statement PETA released:
“He isn’t the Buddha, he’s a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act.”
We’re told the fly’s carcass has been moved to a secret location … we’re guessing the bottom of a White House trash can.
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July 7, 2009 by admin
dumb laws
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You can’t take a lion to the theatre – it’s against the law.
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You, folks, in Illinois – it’s illegal to speak English. You must speak American.
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Alls ya’ll in Louisiana: don’t shoot the bank teller with a water pistol . . .. it’s illegal….now thats dumb
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July 7, 2009 by admin
dumb quote
«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
nothings there
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July 3, 2009 by admin
dumb quotes
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July 3, 2009 by admin
pic of the day
expand the answer
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